giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via butwhyamievenhere)

dionsaursaysrawr:

dionsaursaysrawr:

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

dionsaursaysrawr:

dionsaursaysrawr:

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

(via bookjunkie26)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

image

(via twilight-tribute)

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via twilight-tribute)

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

(Source: cute-decoration, via twilight-tribute)

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

image

wat

(via twilight-tribute)

Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.
bookstash:

I decided on a whim to jump on the whole color coding wagon
I’ll probably reorganize in like a week but this is nice for now
And yes, some of my books are falling apart well-loved 

bookstash:

I decided on a whim to jump on the whole color coding wagon

I’ll probably reorganize in like a week but this is nice for now

And yes, some of my books are falling apart well-loved 

(via ifreakinlovebooks)

youre-the-tardis-to-my-impala:

mad-decent-taco:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

This entire post gave me a warm fuzzy feeling

What the fuck did I just feel. It was nothing less than an orgasm jfc someone explain this to me

(via cruiselikethunder)

Jumping from the Show into the Comics

(Source: the-walking-dead-amc)