snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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The Fault in Our Stars + text posts

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mind-tardis:

barackfuckingobama:

  • WAIT A SECOND
  • IF AMY MARRIED KING HENRY VIII
  • AND THE DOCTOR MARRIED QUEEN ELIZABETH I
  • THAT WOULD MAKE AMY
  • QUEEN ELIZABETH’S STEPMOTHER
  • WHICH WOULD MEAN
  • THAT AMY POND
  • IS THE DOCTOR’S MOTHER-IN-LAW
  • TWICE

WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO EVERYBODY

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captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

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ilovecoffeeandcats:

superzombieprincess:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

consulting-violinist:

tepidjudgement:

magicandnonsense:

twilit-moon:

dimedog:

want

Ummm…YES

NEED.

how to fuck with hunters 101

you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

That …was beautiful.

(Source: brain-food, via bluedawning)

gretlusky:

cmchickendog:

balthazarswings:

death-strawberry:

gusgoodface:



i would rather hear the ringing



I DO BELIEVE THAT THOSE ARE CALLED HORRORTERRORS

gretlusky:

cmchickendog:

balthazarswings:

death-strawberry:

gusgoodface:

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i would rather hear the ringing

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I DO BELIEVE THAT THOSE ARE CALLED HORRORTERRORS

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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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fyantagonist:

Benedict Cumberbatch helps Madame Tussauds artists out with the early sculpting for his new wax figure[HQ]

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ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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from the show:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?

(via arrowfelicity)

idkifangirlalot:

zainclaw:

So there’s this guy, who’s a friend of mine and is very passionate about acting, who showed up at campus today wearing a trench coat and with his otherwise blond hair died black. He walked around all day with a thoughtful frown on his face and acted confused in the cafeteria and at first no one understood what he was playing at.
The moment I first saw him struggling with the coffee machine I exclaimed “CAS!” and he looked at me with such relief and responded with “Oh thank the Winchesters, finally someone who can be of assistance.”
He walked around like this all day. never breaking out of character. And lemme tell you, he’s a really good actor. He talked and even walked like Misha, and I may or may not have fangirled a few times during the day.
It was freaking awesome.

marry him

idkifangirlalot:

zainclaw:

So there’s this guy, who’s a friend of mine and is very passionate about acting, who showed up at campus today wearing a trench coat and with his otherwise blond hair died black. He walked around all day with a thoughtful frown on his face and acted confused in the cafeteria and at first no one understood what he was playing at.

The moment I first saw him struggling with the coffee machine I exclaimed “CAS!” and he looked at me with such relief and responded with “Oh thank the Winchesters, finally someone who can be of assistance.”

He walked around like this all day. never breaking out of character. And lemme tell you, he’s a really good actor. He talked and even walked like Misha, and I may or may not have fangirled a few times during the day.

It was freaking awesome.

marry him

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tylerdunpilots:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

y

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Thomas really loves his uncle Jensen [x / x]

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theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

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scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

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